{"id":78,"date":"2008-06-19T18:33:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T08:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cuppagemma.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2019-01-06T18:36:05","modified_gmt":"2019-01-06T07:36:05","slug":"behind-the-wheel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Behind the wheel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>St. Chris is clipped to keep us safe,<br \/>\nEZ pass marks discounted tolls, handmade<br \/>\nbows tell this vehicle was new, although often<br \/>\ninstead there&#8217;s a little flag of where we were from<br \/>\nfading with the rosary beads or <span> <\/span>tassles<\/p>\n<p>Are now permitted within moderation, stickers on the<br \/>\nback telling me- honk if I hate Bush, who&#8217;s proud<br \/>\nof their kid&#8217;s PS, believe in the Rangers, or insist<br \/>\nwe never not remember a certain day of the year,<br \/>\ngiven the world fell down for a lot of this Island<\/p>\n<p>And who breaks for fairies, supports our troops<br \/>\nin magnets, tells me that America is the greatest place<br \/>\nthere ever was, except to boycott Walmart, Costco and<br \/>\nthose darned import cars, now step on up and into<br \/>\nthe SUV and watch the little sedanites beneath you<\/p>\n<p>With coffee cups and Snapple bottles flanking the streets<br \/>\nlike children released to the park in summer and the<br \/>\nsanitation officers with T.J. Eckleberg eyes instead<br \/>\npoking their sticks in my rubbish to verify<br \/>\nmilk carton sortation a more urgent misdemeanor<\/p>\n<p>We are lost with blue tooth technology, having<br \/>\nconver<\/span><span>&#8211;<\/span><span>stations without faces to read that lead<br \/>\nus through stop signs and polite lies as rear<br \/>\nseat DVDs play to little ones for ten minute<br \/>\ntrips for take out dinners at two different places<\/p>\n<p>And we carry tuneless winges over the cost of fuel,<br \/>\nno one else pumps or washes the windshield,<br \/>\nchecking the oil as out of place as a proper gentleman<br \/>\nsuggesting a walk with nowhere exactly in mind-<br \/>\nquiet company, but maybe a coffee later&#8230; <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St. Chris is clipped to keep us safe, EZ pass marks discounted tolls, handmade bows tell this vehicle was new, although often instead there&#8217;s a little flag of where we were from fading with the rosary beads or tassles Are now permitted within moderation, stickers on the back telling me- honk if I hate Bush, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-older-essays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":344,"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cuppagemma.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}